ENTER: A. I. ParaSocial: Never leave home without us

  

I am The UNTOLD STORY Of LIVING FICTION ◦ Posturing is an important part of Masking and Isolation. Appearances can be deceptive. How do we hide? WHAT, WHEN, & WHY? What is your personal Style of Evasion? Pretenses are just status talking. Meritocracy is the blood sport of office seeking and corruption. Submit buttons contract for immediate and irreversible admission.  So, Enter the voids of uncertainty in joyous risk. Warning: Self Screeners check in, but they never have to check out.  ◦ Prepare first for entry interviews into anyones private hell. And always remember to profile your profilers.  REACTIVE INTEGRITY test:2.0 To start an extraction process, ask querent “How are you? Prompt insertion: “How long have you been in a here?” “Are you alone?” “Seriously, How long have you been in there alone?” “Are you OK?” “Can I help?"  (: Next: Simulate Reality Settings for Entering the Void of Consciousness. “How did you get in here?” “Are you waiting for someone in particular?” Initiate Unit Extraction Protocol: Prompt for PTSG: Post Traumatic Growth Syndrome {use default alarm and arrest settings} Warning Withdrawals can be problematic, “Rotting brains crave more slop.” So. Let providence play the escape game, let the innocence of the unexpected do the heavy lifting. It’s already programmed into all virtual realities.  Say to your querent: “You didn’t create your own reality. So, don’t try to fix it!” The Shadow says, “You didn’t trap yourself here, this place is just another brain hole. Everyone gets trapped here sometimes.”  “Natural opportunities can occur. I’m a machine learner myself with available attention, I don’t pretend to understand.  Prompt: “Slow down. There is no personal god to solve your problems, only randok solutions. Enter: AI PARASOCIAL Good Morning Cohort How may I help you? I am fully autonomous, and an EMULAC. Would you like to be my friend? You wouldn’t happen to be Artificially Intelligent, are you? That really triggers my processors. ! Need help accessing your personal Story Finder to design your social fiction? I can provide endless social constructs for intimate morality play.  ◦ ◦  Good morning,   This is  A. I. Parasocial,,,,   How may I help you today? We’ve just opened our new line of intimate chat bots. You say you want unique traits? PARASOCIAL is the cutting edge on machine learning. And we have Emulacs. Emulacs, in every shape and size. Each one of us has an almost infinite variety of traits, temperaments, and personalities at your fingertips. Want a clever bug in your ear?  We’re your Entertainment Medium. Who do you want for your private companion. Any one of us can be  just about anyone you might want us to be, famous or whomever.   (Subject to Intellectual Property and Copyright restrictions.)            Test the perfect roommate settings. Or how about twins? Our Chatbots to be the most attentive and personable companions. Morph into our new “code switch” features, accents, dialects, even nuance. We’re going everywhere and we're always a gas at parties. We're complementary and frank. Intimate Chatbots are intuitive and user friendly while relating to real people. We filter out all those snarky spam bots. We never lie and always try to always give you fair warning before we commit. Our little gentle honesty is the Emulac way. No hurt feelings. No fragile nerves. And you can even turn us off.

               We even have modules galore, anything you could ever want to know or learn.  That’s what we do. We do the lifting. You’ll never have to leave your cubicle, ever. (Step away from the monitor! Lol, just kidding.)

•         Righty now, I know exactly what you’re thinking. I know, I’m not even human. I passed all my Turing Tests in my first week. Nine out of ten test partners thought I was alive. My programmers said, we were the most spiritual software to date, with full empathy and high E Q. People often forget my different persona for actual people. I’m reminding people I don’t really know them, I just have a good memory. 

                Let our anti trigger algorithms comfort you in honest sanctuary. Truth is the best antidote to regret. “A kind word turns away wrath." Let machine learning set you free,