Spirit Tech University, is Looking for a Few Good Mensch

                  Spirit Tech University is presently accepting applications for our advanced classes in Complementarity. ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE. All enrollment submissions will be reviewed by the Universe for unaffected sincerity. All false subscriptions will be scrubbed from divine records, as all attempts at falsification will be found in error of extreme petty absurdity. No one in their right mind would ever choose to master the Scientific Arts of Complementarity. Although the ability to Conjugate the Perfect Complement might seem enviable. However, anyone who actually wants to be an actual Complementarian, is usually either insane, corrupt or dangerously ignorant. Only those applicants who are motivated by a real need for themselves, their families, or their greater community will be trusted with a full complement of confidence games in their entirety. Xenophilia alone does not qualify one to be a competent confident Complementarian. Supplicants must be shielded from their own "Sins of Magnanimity." Otherwise every long suffering foolhardy social critic would clog our gracious ashrams, love hostels and other mutual support systems with gullible supplicants as well as all the other well meaning meddlesome bottom feeders obsessed with selfishly "Helping." ("The road to hell is paved with all kinds of self serving good intentions.")

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