More Fun With Google Analytics

                  My little magic dashboard is telling me that I'm getting traffic from all over our lovely planet. Although you're accessing my blog directly off of my G+, it's not showing up in my Blogger stats. This is curious, people are spending a lot of time here, and that is not normal for most websites. My last website designer always asks her prospective clients, "Why are people going to want to come to your website?"

                  The answer is simple, it's CONTENT< CONTENT< CONTENT>. Google analytics has offered to help me track my "Conversions." But because I don't want money, I have set the controls to track "Wind Sales." Meaning I wanted to count the readers (active users) spending more than a half an hour with my media. (I may be selling the wind, but it's free anyways.) With a profusion of news, arts, sciences and religion, it's been wonderful to have generated a modicum of wholesome entertainment for all of you interested parties. Read on my becoming readers!

                  The awkwardness of having people keyword search their way back to my blog using Zenophile porn tags has prompted me to further investigate this Mythical Zenophile. Technically, a Xenophile may simply be anyone who loves strangers, with all the color, liberality and multi racial appeal this implies. Yet it also turns out that the "Zenophile" may also refer to the legendary father of innumerable children. I myself would never choose to knowingly bring children into this world without providing the security of healthy families.

                  Xenophile may become the new name for my blog as it might purge the magazine of the taint of Zenophile porn. I however still have no idea what that is. If it's just about people who love people, no problem, I just don't want Google to erase my work. When Google offered me a personal URL for my G+ account, I put in my name and ZENOPHILE after their Google Plus code snippet.  This is now permanent by Googles command, and can't be changed. Search Engines can not find me. My Page Ranking is all the way down there with the HuffingtonPost and the Minneapolis Tribune. Short of me spamming the You Tube accounts of the few people who's Fan Videos I feature on my G+ page, there is no advertising. It is by the interests of you only, my becoming readers, that this experiment is succeeding. The SEOs can go %)*#*&!@ themselves. Let's prove those idiots in their velvet towers wrong. The game is on. Let's have some fun.